Nintendo’s yearlong celebration of its often-overshadowed plumber, Luigi, will continue into 2014, Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime told Siliconera.
the thousand-year reign has begun
thank you, god. thank you, luigi.
god bless l uigi
i have never been so hard
Heavenly Nintendo, I come to You in the Name of Luigi. I acknowledge I have played inferior platforms, and humbly ask for your always-solid selection of tried-and-trued IP’s. He shed his dignity in the Mansion, so I could play a game worthy of the GameCube. I now confess Luigi, Son of Nintendo, as the superior brother in the franchise. I believe that you Nintendo raised him from recoloured sprite and now he sits at Iwata’s right hand.
Luigi, I invite you to come into my Wii U, wash away all my free time, and make me a happier gamer. I accept you as my personal Mario Brother, even when you’re stuck as the 2p choice.
I believe now I will never play CoD or Battlefield again! Thank you for this gift of 3D gaming, and your grace to play every day from this moment on, until my 3DS dies some time in the 2030’s. I thank you, that you have placed your Holy Moustache within my heart this day, to guide me, to give me entertainment and knowledge of your ghost-vacuuming abilities.
In Luigi’s name I pray, and commend myself to thee o Nintendo. Amen.